Amber Heard: Still AAWsome American

Amber Heard was with Johnny Depp when I first noticed her, and I was sorry their romance ended the way it did. I’m glad she has now seemed to find love again with Elon Musk. She could of course have been a contender for romance with me, but I don’t know if she’s even heard (didn’t notice that wordplay until I got there!) of me, and certainly didn’t expect it.

Amber Heard’s new romance provides the ideal opportunity to show that this blog and the greenYgrey are for the love and benefit of women, led by AAWs, and not some cheap scummy grooming operation like how most of my Double Negative critics use social media and their positions of power.

Elon Musk and Tesla

I was a little surprised at Amber’s choice when I heard (intentional; must be warming up; or the coffilosophy’s kicking in) about it, thinking she would go for another rock n’ roller after Depp; more a member of Tesla the band than the owner of Tesla the car. However, they do have one thing in common: a love of greenYgreying:

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Musk seems a cool guy, having already appeared in two of my biggest parody satire influences, South Park and The Simpsons. If Paul Potty is reading [wordplaying on Pol Pot, who tried to take Cambodia back to Year Zero, like Paul Potty (student, 1995) did with me creatively (music and comedy TV), starting when I met him, when I was 30 years old!] I’d watched The Simpsons before, but I think he did introduce me to South Park. Everybody was raving about it then anyway, so I probably would’ve watched it. I just liked the Cartman character really anyway, laughing with and at; Paul Pot liked all the humour, such as that making fun of the poor and handicapped, reflecting his love of sadistic practical jokes! Although he was a nice enough bloke in most ways. Paul Pot didn’t write South Park and The Simpsons, but acts as if he did, followed by others, such as some in work (my previous marketplace), who seem to think talking about a TV programme gives them copyright! I’ve practically been a TV addict since the early 1970s!!

A Little Elongated Musk Wordplay

I have only had good experiences with musk, thinking of three for nice wordplay parody:

  1. I saw a musk deer in Nepal
  2. Musky Muskrat character from Deputy Dawg, seen in MY childhood
  3. Musk cologne smell

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*The three images above working in a chronological green-Y-grey way was unconscious, and only noticed afterwards!

Amber Leaves Green to Amber (traffic lights culture) with greenYgrey Images

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Good Luck to Amber Heard and Elon Musk, and it was nice to see they chose to  greenYgrey for their first photos in public together:

News video: Amber Heard and Elon Musk Cuddle Up During First Public Outing

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XaW Files and the greenYgrey decade has been about female empowerment, where needed, and fighting against grooming and enslavement. That is why Marc Latham has been ethically celibate.

Women: don’t let your men or fellow women tell you otherwise!

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Stargazing Live Australia Reminder of Werewolf of Oz Introductory Poem

After the Grand Council took over the Greenygrey world before the second of the rambles trilogy the Greenygrey was divided: Green was imprisoned while Grey was deported to Oz. The Werewolf of Oz book started with an epic poem as Grey travelled space to Oz.

Now, over the last three nights, Stargazing Live has travelled down-under to Australia (Oz), and Brian Cox and Dara O’ Briain have been looking at some of the same sky that Grey fantasy rambled.

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Here’s the poem:

Whizzing Earth’s space
I did race;
like Doctor Who’s Tardis,
through the northern
constellation of Camelopardus.

I think I passed through Cassiopeia
but to tell you the truth, it was all a blur;
it could well have been Andromeda.

Drifting through Ursa Major or Ursa Minor
I lost sight of the Great Wall of China
I recognised the three stars of Triangulum,
and felt a sense of equatorial equilibrium.

But then I saw another triangle
spinning my mind at an angle;
I asked ‘Dog Star’ Sirius
if it was aware of this?
It barked the name Triangulum Australe
adding I was now in the opposite locale.

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When I saw the Southern Cross
I was no longer at a loss
I had read about constellation Crux
in some astronomical books.

I felt more at home in Chamaeleon
remembering my ability to chameleon
Norma was a lass, Hydrus a gas,
Mensa was a tester, Circinus a jester.

Into the atmosphere I whirled east to west
over the land of my looming test
I could make out the Great Barrier Reef
providing a valuable landmark brief
A long way from home I heard hound sound
whirled upside down I descended to ground.


Camelopardus, Cassiopeia, Andromeda, Ursa Major, Ursa Minor and Triangulum are all northern sky constellations.
Triangulum Australe, Crux, Chamaeleon, Norma, Hydrus, Mensa and Circinus are all southern sky constellations.
Doctor Who is a television series featuring a time-traveller. The time machine in the series is called a Tardis.

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Michelle Keegan Ant and Dec Self-Parody Comedy Example Recollection

After citing Michelle Keegan’s appearance on the first episode of the new series of Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway I forgot to include an example of greenYgrey-style self-parody. I remembered it without watching it again, which is how my mind works, and I think most minds from other examples I remember about mental recollections.

Here’s my ADHD mind self-portrait from over a decade ago, just after graduating with my PhD:


Michelle Keegan was talking with Ant and Dec about applying for a part in their programme, The Honoured, I think. When they asked her what part, she said the part of Ant! Ant said she couldn’t have that because he’s Ant.

There was a lot of laughter, so I think most of the audience got the self-parody, while most people don’t seem to have got mine during my lifetime. Maybe I’m too dry, but Michelle Keegan was too, playing the part like a professional! (did you spot the parody, as she is of course, first and foremost an actress!!).

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Maybe it’s the occasion, with people primed for comedy in such an entertainment setting. They are less ready for it in a workplace, when you say you’re after their job!

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Ant n’ Dec Resurgence Due to Dai n’ Dec?

Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway returned last Saturday night, and with a certain amount of parody comedy I wonder if their best viewing figures for years was down to their inspiration for Dai n’ Dec, two of the biggest humany characters in the greenygrey world, and only ones to star in both Werewolf of Oz and XaW Files.

Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway

Tellymix reported that Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway ‘was the most watched show in last night’s viewing figures. The brand new series launched to a huge 7.4 million viewers between 7PM and 8:30PM, its best opening in years.
The rating is up 100,000 viewers on last year and is in fact the biggest opening number for the show since one of its original series back in 2004.
Saturday Night Takeaway peaked with just under 9 million viewers as it dominated the evening’s ratings.’

Moreover, it included some great gYgPOPing (greenYgreying and PinkyOrangePurpling), such as in the Jurassic Era format for the Ant v Dec challenge:


Ant and Dec also had extended dinosaur names for the challenge: Antosaurus and Decosaurus, and dressed as dinosaurs:


 There was also some great gYgPOPing in their new skit, The Honoured:


Other highlights included an appearance by Michelle Keegan, while audience member Joanne Oakley showed the benefit of preparation and practise by getting all her questions right, and winning the jackpot prize.

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World Book Day Happy Coincidence and Harry Hill Alien Fun Capsule

I just heard on the news that British brands are more popular than ever, and I of course include the greenYgrey in that! I earlier heard it’s World Book Day today, not knowing when I declared this the Writing month at the greenYgrey: another nice little coincidence.

My Worthwhile Books

Nearly everybody who writes a book thinks they’re brilliant; the first ones anyway, I guess it gets a bit less special if writing a similar book every year.

I’ve been trying to write meaningful innovative books over the last decade, mixing knowledge, entertainment and philosophy. One of the most useful reasons for me has been to keep a record of my thoughts and writing.

It was only after writing about my ethical celibacy in the last post, and that I now love myself, that I remembered a philosophical inclusion at the end of my first poetry collection, published by Chipmunka in 2009, but written first in about 2006: that men will only love themselves when they learn to love women.

So I’ve basically been living to my own philosophy declaration the last decade, without always remembering it!

Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule

In another coincidence, and the one I meant to blog today before hearing about World Book Day, Harry Hill provided the inspiration for our media correspondent werewolf Harry Silhouetteof-Wolfhowlingonhill, and he’s back for a new series tonight on ITV with an XaW Files sounding television series called Alien Fun Capsule. Moreover, there are some gYgPOP (greenYgrey and PinkyOrangePurple) images accompanying the series:

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Valentine Love 6: Loving the 6 Cleansed of Culture Control Black Sabbath to Derren Brown Miracle

Six is just a number to me
to you it may have relevancy
I can write 666 without hesitation
confident it’s my thought not dictation
from some fictional character oh so fey
created for mind control in a land far away.

Over 300 years after the time of Christ, and about 300 years before Islam started; 1000 years after older religions such as Judaism, Hinduism and Buddhism, and 1000s of years after paganism; numbers relevance (numerology) was not considered relevant by the church, according to Wikipedia:

‘Numerology had not found favor with the Christian authority of the day and was assigned to the field of unapproved beliefs along with astrology and other forms of divination and “magic”.Despite this religious purging, the spiritual significance assigned to the heretofore “sacred” numbers had not disappeared…’

Black Sabbath Coincidence

I just returned to previous posts and looked closely at the Black Sabbath at Download photo and saw the close-up is of Tony Iommi’s left-handed guitar playing, and his thimble fingers are visible in it.


I thought that was a bit of a cool coincidence, writing about Iommi’s significance without remembering the photo much at all about eight months later.

Black Sabbath are one of the most infamous bands in British history, considered witchy by the mainstream, but they have now said it was all for image.

I had a friendly smiling wolf image for the Greenygrey, for animal welfare purposes, but some seemed to think it was something else. The nice family wolf image was shown in the Friendship and Mischief episodes of Spy in the Wild.

Derren Brown’s Miracle

Derren Brown created loads of coincidences and amazing feats of memory while pretending to be religious, like a faith healer, in his Miracle show. It also had a greenYgrey décor:


Was it a coincidence, or a tribute to this website? Brown has probably been the most instrumental in ironing out any lingering thoughts of ‘religious’ spirituality from my mind, while also inspiring more interest in the power of the mind, greenYgrey style!

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Valentine Love Season Starts with Chris Packham and Orkney Vole

Our Chris Packham, Chris Packwolf, famously travelled with our anagram star Love the mixed-up vole in XaW Files: Beyond Humanity, the most important religiously truthful trying to push humanity forward in the right direction book and hidden away by the authorities since Nietzsche and Galileo.

Monotheism and Paganism

Because the book and my earlier warnings were ignored, I.S. Muslim Fundamentalists prospered, and now Trump is reacting as a Christian Fundamentalist in the centuries-old tit-for-tat monotheist wars. Jewish Fundamentalists are also causing trouble by pushing for more settlements in disputed territories.

Orkney and its neighbours to the south and north were warlike thousands of years ago, with battles continuing in the regions up until World War Two seventy years ago. The Scandinavians were very warlike up to the Viking age, but are now one of the most secular and peaceful people in the world. I think the Middle-East should learn from them.

XaW Files War, Peace and Love

I didn’t know all along if XaW Files would finish on a big battle like Werewolf of Oz did, with the travel quest for our Andy Warhol, Andy Wolfhol, whose motto was Wolf not War.

I don’t want to spoil the end for anybody who’s not read it yet. Are there any of you out there who haven’t, and are eager for more serialisation? It’s a waste of valuable time and greenYgrey world blog space if not.

Valentine Season Love

It’s no secret that there was a lot of love in the book, as it featured our mixed-up vole nearly all the way through. It was like a reunion in the real world in the first part of the recent trilogy of documentaries about the Orkney Ness of Brodgar stone circles, as Chris Packham declared voles his new favourite mammal in the U.K. after meeting one.

Here’s their lovely meeting around the twenty minutes mark:


That was after the captured vole was released into a bucket, which looks like a mini-greenYgrey world, with most of the gYg POP colours… and like the ol’ buckets of love adage:


Even bio-archaeologist Professor Keith Dobney joined in the greenYgreying:


And even presented data about where the voles had arrived from that looked like a representation of greenYgrey’s Euro ramble XaW Files gYg POP journey:


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