X Files New Series Trailer

The XaW Files has been being written since May 2014. There was no sign of a new X Files series then. Rumours started this year that there might be a new series. Now, there is the first filmed evidence, with a trailer for the new series on YouTube. Moreover, it’s looking like there’s some great greenYgrey scenes:

I hope to have my X Files poetry and prose parody published by the new series in January 2016.

The previous books in the fantasy travel by Google Maps trilogy are available on Amazon .

The best friend anyone could want

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Two best friends, Tillie and Phoebe, had a brilliant time, sneaking off to play when someone left the door open at their guardian’s house party.  But it all went horribly wrong when 4 year old Phoebe got stuck in a hole she couldn’t get out of.

She might have known she would be ok though, since 11 year old Tillie was with her.  Tillie stayed by Phoebe’s side for a week, leaving only for a quick runs to look for help each day before coming back to wait with her friend.

Residents witnessed Tillie running through a back yard several times over the course of the week, but they didn’t realize what was happening until a volunteer group called Pet Protectors put out a distress call on Facebook.  Pet Protectors soon received a lucky tip from someone who had seen Tillie several times.

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greenygrey.co.uk Now Expired… God Save the greenYgrey3

Our old home at greenygrey.co.uk has now expired. It was an enjoyable place to live for seven years, and thanks to the webmaster for maintaining it well, and everybody who visited it.

Successful Growth of Visitor Numbers

Starting with visitor numbers in monthly double figures, the website grew to hundreds a day, and thousands a month.

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There were over 5000 visitors in March this year, with 737 on March 6th.

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Website Not the Main Reason

However, the website was only supposed to publicise my writing, but it and the blog were taking up most of the time. Yes, I think I spoilt you, with new free blogs nearly every day, and only one or two days a week of book writing.

It was what I wanted to do, so I only have myself to blame, and did enjoy writing for you, and seeing the stats grow.

The third of the fantasy trilogy, XaW Files, seemed like it was taking forever though, and I really needed to concentrate on it. That urgency was partly inspired by news of a new series of X Files in January, 2016, which gave me a target to aim at.

I would be happy to just blog for you all the time, but only if I was getting enough money to give up the day-job; especially to get away from Dastardly and Muttley!

Other Reasons and Issues

I’ve rebranded the greenYgrey to include yellow, brightening up the image, and I think completing the dominant colours of the British landscape and cities; and many other regions of the world that have greenery rather than desert or snow.

Google were also changing the way they ranked websites, adapting to more use of phones and tablets for web browsing. To upgrade the website to make it user-friendly for them I was quoted a price of hundreds of pounds. This WordPress site is already adapted, and free.

The old website blog did have a technical issue too, with only titles posting on the main page, which started after an upgrade.

Plans for greenygrey3.com

My main emphasis now is editing and publishing XaW Files. So for the next couple of months I plan on blogging once a week, probably continuing on Mondays if I can.

Once that book is published I’ll hopefully have more time to blog, and will probably serialise the rest of the book, having already done the first three chapters.

I’d hoped to edit the book quickly, but I love my writing too much, and also want to make it as easy to read and understand as possible for you, so I’m doing a thorough job, and that takes time.

I haven’t changed my attitude and beliefs, but Blighty and the world has changed. Some for the better and some for the worse. I feel as if I have done all I can, and the world just carries on anyway, so I don’t have the campaigning zeal that developed over the last seven years, but I still hope to write what I think, while entertaining too.

Kate Moss.

Welcome to Our New greenYgrey3 Home

I will try and continue providing art and comedy in this new website home, but will try and make it clear what I’m doing, as I know surreal artwork and dry humour can be difficult to follow and understand, and especially on blogs, which aren’t as easy to read as a book.

I tried to make the greenYgrey world as realistic as possible on the last site, but think it was probably hard to follow and understand. The werewolf characters created there will live on in the XaW Files book when it’s published  on Amazon with the rest of Dr. Marc Latham’s self-proclaimed genius humble books.

Disposable Readymades Guerilla Marketing

I’ve been using guerilla marketing to promote my writing for the last seven years. It is a legal, common and popular advertising technique for small businesses on a budget.

While others focus on leafletting or street campaigning, I’ve focused online, and mostly keeping it to my websites and social media accounts. While I’m using others’ advertising to promote my work, I am also advertising their advertising, so it can be beneficial to them too.

As with my fantasy rambling it’s all done in the best possible taste, as Kenny Everett used to say; and I liked some of his comedy without caring about his sexuality in a positive or negative way.

Finding Readymades in the XaW Files World

After considering my greenYgrey advertising and public relations an art form for a few years I discovered the origins of the art form while journeying once more into the fantasy rambling by maps world, for the third and final part of a trilogy, which is a travel quest for our Andy Warhol.

The readymade art form was pioneered by Marcel Duchamp, and one of his most famous works was a urinal turned into a Fountain.

Advert Readymade Perfectly Built

I was thinking of blogging today, having blogged here the last couple of Mondays, but then had decided to concentrate on editing the XaW Files.

However, as I started a video on YouTube, this advert played, and seemed perfect for the theme of welcoming you to the new rebranded greenYgrey home, with the Y symbolising yellow for the new tricolour brand.

The bathroom and wellbeing message is also a 3, and could be shortened greenYgrey style to bathroomYwellbeing.

It is also called bathroom poetry, so the advertising world has borrowed from the creative arts, as were (sic) now borrowing back from them.

While we have admiration and respect for Tatjana Patitz, and all supermodels in general, the art and comedy of the advert for the greenYgrey is the bathroom itself, with green and grey the dominant foreground colours complemented by yellow light and toiletries.

New Stonehenge Find Makes Historic Site Even More Impressive

Ground-penetrating radar has unearthed 90 previously unknown 15-feet long monolith stones a mile away from Stonehenge. The new site seems as impressive as its famous neighbour, which is considered one of the wonders of the ancient world.

We are Ignorant of Them, They Knew their World

This find emphasises that the prehistoric builders were great scientists, architects and craftspeople.

Any perception of them being unthinking cavemen barbarians is down to modern ignorance. Those who respect and research the stone-age people know they do not know the full story yet, as evidence is still being revealed, as in this new find.

With our growing knowledge, we understand their great knowledge more.

Great greenYgrey Photos

The new find also provides some great greenYgrey images on the Metro site, both in a reconstruction of how they might have looked back in the day, and a map of the area:

Embargoed to 0001 Monday September 7 Undated handout artist's impression issued by the British Science Association showing how the Durrington Walls monoliths might have looked more than 4,500 years ago. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Monday September 7, 2015. Hidden remains of an extraordinary neolithic monument that could be unique in the world have been found buried beneath the ground a mile from Stonehenge. See PA story SCIENCE Stones. Photo credit should read: Ludwig Boltzmann Institute/British Science Association/PA Wire NOTE TO EDITORS: This handout photo may only be used in for editorial reporting purposes for the contemporaneous illustration of events, things or the people in the image or facts mentioned in the caption. Reuse of the picture may require further permission from the copyright holder.

Embargoed to 0001 Monday September 7 Undated handout image issued by the British Science Association showing the position of the Durrington Walls monoliths near Stonehenge. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Monday September 7, 2015. Hidden remains of an extraordinary neolithic monument that could be unique in the world have been found buried beneath the ground a mile from Stonehenge. See PA story SCIENCE Stones. Photo credit should read: Stonehenge Hidden Landscapes Project/PA Wire NOTE TO EDITORS: This handout photo may only be used in for editorial reporting purposes for the contemporaneous illustration of events, things or the people in the image or facts mentioned in the caption. Reuse of the picture may require further permission from the copyright holder.