X Files Parody Poem Travels Poland and Czech Republic

In the penultimate episode of Chapter 3 our intrepid travel questers cross over the border from Poland to the Czech Republic, which is the penultimate country on the planned itinerary, with an epic poem. Will the comedy fantasy ramblers make it to the last country and episode. Please return for the next thrilling episode… but please read this one first…

Chapter 3 Episode 23

There seemed no point
in asking Warsaw
if it saw our Wolfhol
as his motto is ‘Wolf not War’
and if he’d passed
through noticed
surely the city
would now be called
‘Wolfsaw’?

No Check before the Czech Republic

I’d woken up early, feeling refreshed. Love and Jack were already awake.

Jack said they were about to check up on me, and was glad I awoke beforehand, as he didn’t really want to use a ‘check’ joke before arriving in the Czech Republic.

Passing Poland Poem

We made good progress,
passing through Plock,
avoiding a road block.

We lost a little time
when Love got lodged
between loadsa leaves in Lodz.

We rolled into Wroclaw
where rock seems law
hair metal to the floor.

The border was in sight
but Love brailled a better crosser
finding all the letters in Czestochowa.

No Cheque in the Czech Republic

We crossed into Czech
without any checks
so straightaway looked for treks.

We didn’t have any
cheques to pay
so just went our own way.

Love liked the sound
of Hradec Kralove
so we went there straight off.

I knew it was a great choice
when I heard a voice
say we were on the Golden Road.

My Y loved walking on the Gold
and it reminded Grey of its epic trek
on the dust sandy path of Oz.

It got even better when we arrived
and I saw a coat of arms
with a lion holding a golden G.

I was in rhapsody
which was quite apt
as we were in Bohemia.

There was no Live Queen
but we met the unconscious
in Land of Many Names’s Josef Čapek.

A critical artist
killed in Concentration
similar in part to Charlie Hebdo.

I would’ve liked to visit
the western Karlovy Vary
as the name and images looked very…

Karlovy Vary Czech.jpg

… Yes, you may have guessed
greeny grey like my name
I hope so if you’re still playing the game..?

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