Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole and Carmen Electra News

Hi, it’s Wolf Whitzer with a GGN comedy satire newsflash. It has been confirmed that Simon Wolfell has resigned as musical entrepreneur at the Greenygrey because of the behaviour of his human parallel, Simon Cowell.

Simon Cowell X Factor 

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell (Photo credit: stevegarfield)

Simon Cowell has always been a controversial human parallel for the Greenygrey. His X Factor television series made some people’s dreams come true, but also made fun of many more.

Moreover, it tried to control the charts and influence the music industry to the detriment of many hard working bands.

Simon Cowell Loses G Factor

While Simon Cowell might have the X Factor, and spend his time looking for the X Factor within musical acts, but he has now lost the G Factor.

Cheryl Tweedy

Cover of Cheryl Tweedy

This is because the Cheryl Cole fantasising  fifty-something X-G Factorer got his friend’s wife pregnant while dating Carmen Elektra.

Carmen recently revealed that she found them together, but Cowell claimed they were only friends.

I think forty-something Carmen would be much better off with other British celebrities, such as our very own Marc Latham.

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